what is flirting it sounds dangerous
jesus mario what is your damage
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN
Now that’s what I call justice
LMAO THAT MY POST
GOD BLESS THIS POST
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.
He didn’t fall from Heaven because he wanted a turn at being God, he fell because he just sucked at being good so bad. Jkjk
"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"
this is great.
I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke
Thank the gods for Weird Al
Because i really love memes..
Counterspell with Batman and Robin
my original ideia had no text, but someone asked for it.. so thats why its like that
Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via notarealbarista)
the master of expressions