snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

alizabug:

dang those cool bugs

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: e-n-o-n)

howtob3brave:

cremebuns:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

LMAO THAT MY POST

GOD BLESS THIS POST

BOUGHT THE HOUSE!!!!

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

lucidnee:

Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

gatsbyadventures:

Bed time.

thisiskindagross:

He didn’t fall from Heaven because he wanted a turn at being God, he fell because he just sucked at being good so bad. Jkjk

Bonus:

plays

strawwolf:

achipandachair:

sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

this is great.

I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke

Thank the gods for Weird Al

junka182:

Because i really love memes..
Counterspell with Batman and Robin

my original ideia had no text, but someone asked for it.. so thats why its like that

junka182:

Because i really love memes..

Counterspell with Batman and Robin

my original ideia had no text, but someone asked for it.. so thats why its like that

No one’s that stupid.

Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via notarealbarista)

great-bay:

the master of expressions

great-bay:

the master of expressions